Love and Roller Coasters

This is a story about roller coasters…or maybe it’s more a story of love.

I have never enjoyed riding roller coasters. Not even as a child. While some people like the thrill, I was always too caught up in the danger…even it the chances are small. Every now and then, I’d get brave and go – maybe I’d even enjoy it after it was over, but there was always a chance I’d chicken out. For instance, one year I went to Six Flags Over Georgia with the middle school band and rode The Georgia Cyclone. I couldn’t believe it.  That very summer, I went and stayed with my sister in Delaware.  We went to Six Flags Over Jersey, stood in line for two hours to ride the Great American Scream Machine…and I chickened out at the very top as we were getting on the ride.  She was livid. I told her she and my brother-in-law could ride, but they exited, too.  She still remembers it.  I do, too.

Years later, I would enjoy taking my son to Disney World.  We always went and had a great time, but he was more like me in that he doesn’t care to ride big roller coasters. It worked out great.  We have two rules on vacation – no cooking and no crying, so that means we do what we want to do, and if we don’t want to ride roller coasters, then we don’t. Want to try to eat something from every country in EPCOT, then we do! Side note. – it can’t be done.  Don’t even try it. Even sharing something small, there was no way. ha!

One year we went with my best friend and her family – and in the exact opposite manner, that is their favorite thing to do. We walked around Hollywood Studios for a while, I watched the kids while they rode the bigger rides, and then something in me decided I wanted to ride, too. Her husband agreed to wait with me in line for Rockin’ Rollercoaster. It was great.  We had the best time.  We stepped off, I looked up and said “Ohhhhhhh…..I can do it!  Let’s ride The Tower of Terror!  Right now!  PLEASE?!” You have to understand, Scott knows me.  He knows me well.  He knows that I am afraid of heights.  He agrees.  We get in line. I’m pouring sweat.  He’s cracking up.  I’m buoyed by the fact that literally there are six year old children getting on this ride.  I then realize they aren’t old enough to care. I feet faint. I am pale.  Scott is still laughing.  In direct contrast to my normal personality, I have NOTHING to say. Now Scott is getting concerned….but still laughing. We load the ride, and they sit us in the front. I ask to hold Scott’s hand. He agrees.  After I nearly break all his fingers before we’ve even left, he shows me were to hold on under the seat. He tells me that what gets most people is that they get lost in the story, and forget about the drop.  As we get closer to where I know the ride has to drop, I lean over and say: Scott, I haven’t forgotten.

He laughs harder than I’ve ever heard him laugh.  I feel the heat of the temperature change from where the door keeps opening to let people look out as they drop, and I know I’m about to die.  All I can think is that I don’t want to be the person in the paper who died of a heart attack on a Disney World ride.  I begin to practice my Lamaze breathing techniques.  I promise almost everything I have to promise that if I can just make it off this ride, I’ll never again ride it again.  NEVER. Not EVER.  The ride finally comes to an end.  I cannot stop shaking.  Scott cannot stop laughing.  It is one ride picture I wish I had purchased – you can clearly see that I am practicing breathing techniques, and you can clearly see that Scott is about to wet himself with laughter.  We walked out of there, I had to sit down a minute, and I looked up knowing I would never again ride that ride.

Fast forward a few years later. Usually I write about my son, but this story is more about my nephew. I love that young man. He and my son are just a few months apart in age, and I love him like he is my own.  I once again find myself at Disney World – this time it is the week before Christmas and I’m with two barely teenage boys. JD might not like to ride all the roller coasters, but we can sure enough stay up late and spend a lot of time in the parks.  On the other hand, Robbie might like to ride roller coasters, but he needs his sleep.  Both of them tried new things this trip.

We were walking around Hollywood Studios, JD wanted to ride Star Wars again, and Robbie wanted to do Tower of Terror and Rockin Rollercoaster.  I told JD he could go to Star Wars since he had his cell phone on him, and I’d walk with Robbie and wait while he rode his rides.  I see him enter the line for Tower of Terror while I reminisce about how I’ll never ride that again.  I hear the screams, and I’m glad we had discussed this in the weeks prior to leaving.  Aunt Kim will not ride Tower of Terror. Period.  Don’t even ask. A few minutes later, Robbie walks up. I’m confused. He looks at me with those eyes, and says: Aunt Kim, would you please ride with me? I want to ride, but I hate standing in line by myself. I just won’t ride.”

Y’all, these are the two rides he had talked about riding for weeks.  The only two he cared about riding.  I thought I might puke.  I smiled, asked the good Lord to keep His hand on children and fools, and entered the line, shaking. I was sweaty. I was afraid I’d exit at the top. I didn’t care that there were six year old children in line. The big burly man behind us who was clearly in a freak out didn’t help me relax. We got to the front of the line…said big burly man took the walk of shame. I loaded the ride with Robbie, and thought about how much I love that kid.

For some reason, I thought about that tonight. I thought about how we will do things we said we would never do for those we love, and while it might look like a small thing, to this day Robbie remembers the day Aunt Kim put aside her fear of heights, loaded Tower of Terror, and did her best not to have a heart attack in the Happiest Place on Earth.

Love and roller coasters….

This is a beautiful life.

A Grown-Up Observation

Back in the day (see early 90’s), I used to love to watch TNN when they’d show the Country music videos.  I think TNN pretty much only showed music videos, infomercials, and NASCAR.  Oh wait, I also seem to remember some show with a woman name Lorrie or Lorrie-Anne, and a dude with a receding hairline and a fab 80’s mustache.  Stand by while I Google.

Yep – Lorianne Crook and Charlie Chase.  I could be mistaken, but I think they were pretty much the radio personalities in country music at that time. I digress….Let’s go back to my original thought.

Anyways, back when Tim McGraw wasn’t as refined as he is now and still sported black long-sleeve piratey shirts, and a mullet – and Faith Hill was singing a song I never knew was by Janice Joplin, I would watch music videos while talking on the phone with a friend – or just by myself. Martina, Trisha, Garth (back for they were married), Reba, Alan, Confederate Railroad, McBride and the Ride, George Strait….the list just goes on. I would watch, and was sure I could *totally* have been in that video.  We definitely could have done that (whatever that was). For some reason Toby Keith’s Should’ve Been a Cowboy comes to mind….haha! I’m sure we believed we could have been in every video that came on. Two videos – ten minutes of commercials…..two videos…and the cycled continued.

Fast forward to tonight. Videos are easily accessed whenever you want to watch them. TNN is no longer a thing. I have no idea what happened to Crook & Chase, I’m fairly certain Tim and Faith have aged more gracefully than most people can hope, and a couple of years back I realized that Rhett Akins was old enough to have a son that had his own music on the radio. I took my niece to see him in concert her Senior year. Actually, we went on a freezing cold night to Biloxi for her to see FL/GA Line, but both agreed that night that Thomas Rhett put on the best show.  I never did get to see his dad in concert, but I do still listen to his music.  And now, his son. And maybe it should make me feel old, but if anything is going to make me feel old…it’s probably going to be the fact that my own son is 18, and I have laugh lines when I’m not even smiling.  Wait, let me see…nope, I still don’t feel old.  Again….I’m off track.

I’m sitting on my bed, having just showered after breathing in steaming salt water, and then torturing myself with the Neti-Pot in an attempt to get rid of this sinus funk, when a friend calls.  We catch up a minute and she starts telling me something, when I interrupt and say: Oh girl, no!  No!  Please tell me you didn’t forget to file for homestead exemption!  Please tell me this isn’t where that’s heading.

And, y’all, I had to laugh.  This is where I am. Homestead exemption filings, taxes, and insurance. Grown-up observations, and responsibilites.  I definitely don’t watch music videos and believe I could be in them. I watched something on tv the other night and felt like the poor little girl should have been allowed to put on more clothes before she had to come out and drop it like it was hot, while singing and slinging three feet of hair around.  She was probably 25. I’m not old, but I spent a good amount of time pronouncing Uber as “You-ber” and seriously thought Spotify was “Spotifly”…..until my niece and son pointed out on Christmas that I wasn’t spotting a fly.  Whatever.  So, that’s it…I’m 37 and have realized that it has been a long time since I thought I could be in a music video – or even wanted to be in one….but if anyone needs someone to sell your tax services, insurance, or even your homemade Southern cooking – I could probably be your girl.  Just make it a business name I can pronounce.  hahahaha!

This is a beautiful life.

Side note – A little over 20 years ago now, in October 1996, I skipped my Senior Homecoming dance to go to my first real concert. Not one at the fair, but a real concert.  It was Alan Jackson…and I never regretted it.  For Christmas, I gifted JD with tickets to see him with Lee Ann Womack in just a few weeks…his Senior year.  I have no doubt it will be even better than it was 20 years ago.  You see, a couple of months later – in December of 1996 – I got tickets to the concert of the time…GARTH BROOKS!  I was sure nothing could have been better…but two years ago, when I surprised my son with tickets to see Garth Brooks in Atlanta for his 16th birthday, I realized I was wrong.  For all that has changed in the last 20+ years, some things get even better. Garth Brooks with JD – while scream singing “Friends in Low Places” with him, my sister, and nephew…was way better than the memory of my Senior year. Here’s to the memories, but here’s to today. It might be homestead exemptions, taxes, and insurance….but it’s so much sweeter than that, too.

No, seriously, it really is a very beautiful life. Now, I’m off to listen to a little “That Ain’t My Truck” or maybe hunt down that old Toby Keith video to see who I thought I could have played.  Or maybe throw some clothes in the dryer, and prepare for tomorrow.  haha!